i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
bring money and cleavage
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Randomize