But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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