its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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