My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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