you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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