I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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