He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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