is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
