I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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