he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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