sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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