So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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