just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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