We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
