Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
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