i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
