Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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