At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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