new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
After tacos, we're chasing women.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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