the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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