Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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