I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize
