spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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