haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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