dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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