If i come over, it means nothing
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Dear god my vagina.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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