Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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