My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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