My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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