the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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