I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Nicole vs. Life
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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