Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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