Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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