I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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