Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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