Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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