Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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