when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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