Whod you bang
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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