i permit you to call me
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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