Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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