I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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