i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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