Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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