Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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