another moral hangover. fuck.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
