My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Bring me that man meat
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
