But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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