I feel great
I just peed on a car
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize