You're my little dorito
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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