Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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