It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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